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    هو ده الشاب المصرى ولا بلاش ..................!!!!

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    تاريخ التسجيل : 18/08/2007

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    روش طحن هو ده الشاب المصرى ولا بلاش ..................!!!!

    مُساهمة من طرف spiky!! الأربعاء سبتمبر 19, 2007 2:05 pm


    ارادت صحيفة اجنبية ان تنشر تقريرا
    عن الحياة فى مصر
    ,فبعثوا فتاة لتقوم باعداد التقرير بعد اجراء مقابلة شخصية مع مواطن مصرى عادى..و عندما وصلت الى مصر ..اختارت شابا بطريقة عشوائية و بدأت فى
    اجراء المقابلة




    *Reporter:Hi

    Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta

    Reporter:Do u speak english?

    Egyptian:Berfect

    Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?

    Egyptian:No, i dont have a mind

    Reporter:What' s your name?

    Egyptian:Taha


    Reporter:No, thanks,I' ll take u for ur word...so..how do ufind life here in egypt?



    Taha:Egybt.. very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

    Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur ountry?

    Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food

    Reporter:Ok. .lets move on..what do u do?

    Taha: I am very well ,sank u

    Reporter:No, I mean do u have a job?

    Taha(looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa

    mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with u?..we can smoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice

    Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?

    Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar

    Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?

    Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..

    zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets
    one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3

    Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?

    Taha:I do not undurstand what u say

    Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in
    egypt?

    Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

    Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

    Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend
    i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at
    home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any
    money

    Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do
    u have a lot of money    ?

    Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

    Reporter:Then where does all the money go?

    Taha: Guvurment

    Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?

    Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

    Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?

    Taha:What duz zat mean?

    Reporter:Do u choose your president

    Taha:Mubarak?

    Reporter:yes

    Taha(nervously) : i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice

    Reporter:Why him?

    Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

    Reporter:But there r no wars right now

    Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

    Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?

    Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

    Reporter:No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years

    Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

    Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

    Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds

    Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this

    Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head

    Reporter:Grrrrrrrr

    Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?


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